Incorrect Outlander Quotes

Roger: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Fergus: Who the fuck-

Jamie: If I run and leap at Murtagh, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

I don't know what my body is for, other than taking my head from room to room.

Young Ian: Let me explain something to you, Uncle Jamie. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Ian. Act."

Just wanted to inform you that I just laughed so hard about one of your post I woke up my mom, and now we‘re laughing together. Keep up the good work, you‘re amazing 😊💕

Laoghaire: I guarantee you, twenty years from now, I will be Jamie’s second wife.

Dougal: Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rulebook?

When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.

No offense, but men being in charge has never done anyone any good.

Lord John: Because, Jamie...I’m gay.

Jamie: Ian—

This has been a difficult year for me. Lots of disappointment. But if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch, and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch, and I like her so much. She is a dynamite, five-foot, English bitch, and she’s the best.

I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction.

Jamie: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.