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The Judge: do you ever feel like you're going too far with the whole baseball theme?
Batter: baseball is the only true love in my life. i will fucking die playing baseball. baseball IS me. become the ball. become the bat. you can't escape from your purpose and my purpose is to PLAY BALL
[boo track plays as i make my entrance]
whats up i forgot this blog existed and that i owned it lol
could we illustrate some quotes? 0w0
go right ahead!! i’d lvoe to see it tbh, so feel free to tag me in it!!
and i want to real quick state this-- apologies for not adding new quotes in quite a while!! ive been busy lately!!
Zacharie: Self-care is drinking directly from a puddle in the Taco Bell drive-through.
Judge: No.
Zacharie: Slurp.
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Sucre: I made a pun! Even in this time of stress.
Batter: I've never been in a snowball fight.
Zacharie: Really?
Batter: I don't even know the rules. Is there a point system or is it a fight to the death?
Hugo, about the Batter: He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!
Zacharie: Well, sounds like this party is going great.
Sucre: Soooo great! We're all having the best time! Right, Batter?
Batter: I wish I was dead.
Zacharie: What's your blood type?
Hugo: How would I know?
Zacharie: How would you not know?!
Hugo: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups?
Zacharie: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?
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Vader: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Batter, to Hugo: What's seven times seven?
Vadar: Stuff he knows.
Batter: I sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Hugo: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
Zacharie: Every time I see it spelled ya'll I die a little inside. It's "y'all", y'all.
Sucre: Yal'l.
Zacharie: Get out of my basement.
Zacharie: Every morning I ask Pablo "The usual?" before feeding him and neither of us thinks it's funny, but that's showbiz, baby.
Judge: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Batter: I never had one.
Judge: An imagination or a childhood?
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Zachaire: Hey can I have a sip of your water?
Batter: It's not water.
Zacharie: Vodka! I like your style!
Batter: It's vinegar.
Zacharie: ...what.
Batter: I said it's vinegar.
Dedan: Oh my gosh you look FAT in that shirt.
Enoch: You see, the thing about that is I was fat before I put on the shirt.