Zhangjing: Why does everybody always assume Xukun has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan.
Xukun: Good. Go ahead.
Zhangjing: Oh. That was just hypothetically.

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Zhangjing: Why does everybody always assume Xukun has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan.
Xukun: Good. Go ahead.
Zhangjing: Oh. That was just hypothetically.

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Chengcheng: I made a marshmallow Xiao Gui. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at marshmallow Chengcheng for annoying him. You like it?
Xiao Gui, choked up: It’s fine.
Zhengting: Wow! Today I had 800 mg caffeine, exercised for two hours, literally ate 80 pizza rolls and took a long, relaxing bath. The line between self-care and self-destruction is a fine one, but boy, do I walk it hard.
Ziyi: I’M BEGGING YOU TO STOP!
Xukun: They tell you to sleep on your problems, but what if you problem is INSOMNIA?
Zhangjing: Go fuck yourself.
Yanjun: Fuck me yourself, coward.

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Xukun: I just realized that never is a contraction of "not ever."
Yanjun: And blush is a contraction of "blood rush."
Linong: And studying is a contraction of "student dying."
Chengcheng: Hey you know I took French in high school.
Justin: Oh yeah? Say something in French then.
Chengcheng: J'ai toujours eu envie de te prendre dans mes bras et de t'embrasser.
Justin: What did you say?
Chengcheng: I said that you’re dumb and have the smallest dick ever.
Xiao Gui: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Zhengting: I’m aware of that.
Xiao Gui: But then you and I spent some time together.
Zhengting: Uh-huh?
Xiao Gui: It didn’t get better.
Yanjun: [Pulls door but it doesn’t open]
Xukun: You gotta push it.
Yanjun: Really? Thanks, my next option was to lift from the bottom.
Zhangjing: [Screams seeing a spider]
Spider: The STABILITY of that note was phenomenal. Now I don’t major in music but that was SURELY an E5. INCREDIBLE vibrato.

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Manager: We’re gonna be making some major funding changes this year.
Chengcheng: [Raises hand]
Manager: Your Club Penguin membership will still remain active.
Chengcheng: [Lowers hand]
Ziyi: When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like, a shell.
Xiao Gui, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t say that.
Linong: Remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Zhengting: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
Chengcheng: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Xukun: You're a hazard to society.
Zhangjing: And a coward. Do twenty.
Ziyi: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight.
Justin: Really?
Ziyi: I don’t even know the rules. Is there, like, a point system? Or is it...to the death?

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Zhangjing: I hate going to the kitchen and finding out I’m the only snack in this house.
Chengcheng: What if ducks threw bread back at you?
Justin: You'd have to duck.
Zhengting: I hate you both.