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mio:Â aww-
yuuko:Â with 2 straws, i can drink it double as fast!
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yuuko:Â can i have 2 straws with that milkshake?
mio:Â aww-
yuuko:Â with 2 straws, i can drink it double as fast!

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yuuko: guess what number I’m thinking of.
mio:Â 420?
yuuko: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
mai:Â 69.
yuuko:Â yeah it was 69.
*at a zoo*
yuuko:Â what are they in for?
mio:Â yuuko, this isn't prison.
yuuko:Â so they can leave?
mio:Â no, but-
yuuko, pointing at a meerkat:Â i bet that one murdered someone.
fe-chan:Â i need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
misato: ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?
weboshii: i think that’s the point.
fe-chan:Â exactly. i want my ducks to glow so I can find them.
mio: yuuko, we're hungry!!
nano: yuuko, what's for dinner?
mai: we're hungry, yuuko.
yuuko, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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nano, handing out popsicles: which flavor do you want?
hakase: blue flavor!
nano: uh, you mean blue raspberry?
hakase: blue flavor! blue flavor!
nano: blue is not a flavor
hakase: BLUE FLAVOR!!!
mio: what do you call when you kill a friend?
yuuko: homiecide
mai: murder
yuuko: homiecide.
mio: yuuko, you need to calm down
yuuko, slamming her fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
yuuko: what if mayonnaise came in cans?
mio: that would suck because you can't microwave metal
mai: good morning to everyone except these two people