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Who gets more excited about Halloween.

Rose, 100%

Who wants to wear matching costumes.

Daphne has the idea, Rose makes it happen.

Who takes the kids trick or treating.

Both. They go as a group with the rest of the girls.

Which one wants to make their kids costume and who wants to buy it.

Rose makes the most amazing costumes, Daphne is just glad it’ll make the other moms jealous.

Who bakes treats.

Neither. Daphne orders the most lavish cupcakes and sweets to surprise Rose though.

Who eats the most candy.

Rose. Daphne claims she has to watch her figure but she sneaks a candy or two when she thinks no one is looking (Rose definitely knows though, so she makes sure they’re always stocked with Daphne’s favorites.)

Who decorates the house as soon as it is Octorber 1st.

Rose.

Who binges Halloween movies.

They don’t binge, but they make a list and watch one every day of October.

Which one likes apple bobbing the best and which one is actually good at it.

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Who gets more excited about Halloween.

Lou. She already loves fall and the atmosphere the holiday brings just makes her love it more.

Who wants to wear matching costumes.

Debbie. It’s harder to find matching costumes for trios but she’s nothing if not determined, so she makes it work. Lou and Tammy find it adorable that she cares so much so they just go with it.

Who takes the kids trick or treating.

The three of them. They actually do group trick or treating with the rest of the gang.

Which one wants to make their kids costume and who wants to buy it.

Tammy does make it and Lou usually helps. Debbie is always busy planning their matching costumes.

Who bakes treats.

Tammy. She’s one hell of a baker. Lou usually sits on the counter licking batter off the bowls and Debbie has been permanently banned from the kitchen because she almost burned down the house once.

Who eats the most candy.

Debbie. She has an incredible sweet tooth.

Who decorates the house as soon as it is Octorber 1st.

Lou. She’ll send Debbie and Tammy away for an afternoon and her and the kids turn the house into Halloween spookyland.

Who binges Halloween movies.

Debbie. She sits down with the kids to watch the cute ones and after they’re asleep she’ll watch the creepy ones until dawn.

Which one likes apple bobbing the best and which one is actually good at it.

Debbie: I don’t have a daughter.

Kidnapper: Then who’s the girl that keeps asking for snacks and the wifi password?

Amita: I think you mean tricks.

Debbie: She did not.

Debbie: If I’m allowed.

Lou: If you’re allowed?

Lou: Well, what does it say?

Tammy: “Debbie’s bi”.

Lou: Hmm?

Debbie: I came up to you cause I hurt my foot.

Lou: And I fixed you up, I remember.

Debbie: You punched me in the face and told me that the pain in my face will distract me from the pain in my foot.

Constance: I don’t know, pass me that recorder.

Constance: [plays recorder loudly]

Amita: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?