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Peter: Can we get McDonald's for dinner?

Tony: Pepper said no. She's cooking tonight

Peter: But she's not the boss of you right?

Tony: *thinking* This is a trap. This is a trap. Anthony Edward Stark THIS IS A TRAP

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Steve: I have a bad feeling about this

Nat: What do you mean?

Steve: Don't you ever get a voice in your head telling you something is a bad idea?

Nat: No

Steve: That actually explains a lot

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Y/N: Sometimes I drink milk from the container

Bucky: From the cow?

Sam: What?

Steve: Oh Y/N. Why would you do that?

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Kidnapper: So you had access to a phone and instead of calling the cops on me you order a pizza!?

Bucky: Well yeah

Kidnapper:

Bucky: Are you mad because I used your card?

Kidnapper: YOU USED MY CARD??

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Bucky: You wanna hear something dirty?

Steve: I don't think it's the right time Buck, but ok

Bucky: The kitchen

Steve: Wh-

Bucky: YOU DIDN'T DO THE DISHES ROGERS!

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Peter: I'm just trying to be like you

Tony: I want you to be better

Peter: Like Captain America?

Tony:

Tony: Ok. I'm gonna need the suit back

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Wanda: What was your street name in Queens?

Peter: Lil Peetie

Wanda: You lived in a street called Lil-?

Peter: OH. You meant my address....

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Thor: Don’t you wanna be happy?

Loki: I don’t know. What’s it like?

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Natasha: So I’m bi—

Wanda: [gasps hopefully]

Natasha: -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.

Wanda: Oh… [takes a sip of water, disappointed]

Natasha: Oh, and I also like girls.

Wanda: [chokes on water]

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Natasha: A car accident? How the hell you guys not see that deer in the road?

Steve: I did. I saw it from a far and I said "Bucky, deer". Bucky, wanna tell them what you said?

Bucky, rolls his eyes: "Yes, dear?"

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Sam: Why are you naked?

Steve: I don't have any clothes

Sam, opens the closet: You have shirts, pants, hi Bucky, a new suit....

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Steve: Are you drinking again?

Natasha: Ya. I have this rare condition that when I drink my problems go away

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Tony: To defeat Thanos we need to get help

Thor, throws Loki at them: Did you say get help?

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Y/N: Are you mad?

Natasha: No

Y/N: So sharpening knifes at 3am is a hobby?

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Loki, gets out a knife: I have an idea

Thor: Loki, your last idea was murder

Loki, puts knife down: I have no ideas

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