incorrect hetalia quotes

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Germany: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Japan: But what about America?

England: Don't worry about him.

Germany: I have a new hoodie.

Italy: Wrong.

Canada: I have a bad feeling about this...

America: What do you mean?

Canada: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

America: No?

America: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Italy: The cow??

America: What?

Spain: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Romano: Yup.

Italy: Can we go to a haunted house?

Austria: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Italy: Wh-what?

Spain: Did Romano just tell me he loved me for the first time?

France: Yeah, he did.

Spain: And did I just do finger guns back?

Germany, pointing to the wall: What colour is this?

America: Gray.

Canada: Grey.

Germany, turning to Italy: Now tell them what colour you think it is.

Canada: I have a problem.

Canada: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from England.