Chloe, sees someone being stupid in distance: What an idiot.
Chloe, notices it's Lucifer: Wait, that's my idiot!

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Chloe, sees someone being stupid in distance: What an idiot.
Chloe, notices it's Lucifer: Wait, that's my idiot!

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Dan: This year I'm loving someone who deserves me: Me.
Lucifer: I see something beautiful every time I look into your eyes.
Marcus: Really?
Lucifer: Yeah, my reflection.
I read this entire blog in each of the charactersā voices and it just⦠made so much sense. Thank you!
Iām glad that I could keep them in charachter. I hope you had fun while reading them! ā„
Amenadiel: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?!
Maze [nudges one with her toe]: Honestly, not much.

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Maze: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.
Charlotte: What was that middle part?
Maze: I can make a hat.
Lucifer: I'm 70% water 30% alcohol and 100% swag.
Dan: Thatās 200%.
Lucifer: Iām twice the man youāll ever be.
Chloe: Okay, about a month ago, Lucifer and I started sleeping together.
Ella: And?
Chloe: Wow, I thought youād be a little more shocked.
Ella: Iām sorry. AND?!?!?
Chloe: To catching a serial killer.
Dan: To catching a serial killer.
Lucifer: To Rihanna, because I love Rihanna.
[Ella, stabbing the air between Chloe and Lucifer]
Chloe: What are you doing?
Ella: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Unfortunately, it isnāt working.

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Chloe: [To Pierce] I'll sell you to satan for one corn chip.
Lucifer: Okay, let's stop there. I don't do business like that.
[Chloe & Maze chasing a criminal on Maze's motorcycle]
Chloe, holding Maze tightly: Are we dead yet?
Maze: No.
Chloe, screaming: Are we dead yet?!
Maze: Look if we die I promise to let you know.
Chloe: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Lucifer way.
Ella: Isn't that the wrong way?
Chloe: Yes, but it's faster.
Lucifer: (comes out of a room holding an antique bottle) Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?
Maze: (grabs the bottle, drinks all of it) Itās perfume.
Chloe, slightly horrified: It was.
Lucifer: Fuck the police!
Chloe, confused: Iām the police.
Lucifer: winks

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Lucifer: Isnāt it funny how everyone is like background characters in other peopleās stories. Except for me of course because Iām sexy and important but like, all of you guys
Lucifer: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Maze: My favourite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".
Amenadiel: It's called connotation.
Charlotte: Also, "forgive me father, for I have sinned,"
Charlotte, winking at Dan: vs "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".
Lucifer: Great news, everyone! Language is now cancelled.