lucifer morningstar

Chloe, sees someone being stupid in distance: What an idiot.

Lucifer: I see something beautiful every time I look into your eyes.

I read this entire blog in each of the characters’ voices and it just… made so much sense. Thank you!

Amenadiel: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?!

Maze: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Lucifer: I'm 70% water 30% alcohol and 100% swag.

Chloe: Okay, about a month ago, Lucifer and I started sleeping together.

Chloe: To catching a serial killer.

[Ella, stabbing the air between Chloe and Lucifer]

Chloe: [To Pierce] I'll sell you to satan for one corn chip.

[Chloe & Maze chasing a criminal on Maze's motorcycle]

Chloe: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Lucifer way.

Lucifer: (comes out of a room holding an antique bottle) Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?

Lucifer: Fuck the police!

Lucifer: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.