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βͺοΈBTS as funny posts over the internetβͺοΈ#9
:: Jin
:: Suga
:: J-Hope
:: RM
:: Jimin
:: V
:: Jungkook
part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8

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I really want a new phone. mine is already 5 years old and it almost doesn't work anymore.
I took a long time to choose which one and decided on samsung.
I already have a certain amount and I would be grateful if you check my profile - I sell my drawings.
or maybe if you can give me at least $1...
Go to paypal.me/sv3nlera and type in the amount. Since itβs PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donβt have a PayPal account? No worries.
what I was afraid of happened - my phone broke. now I'm sitting on my boyfriend's phone.
I SELL MY WORKS
my boyfriend is kind and me thanks to him for letting me occupy his phone for now π π₯°
Namjoon: how'd you like to be buried when you die?
Seokjin:I wanna be buried facedown, so anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass
Taehyung: my head hurts
Seokjin: that's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity
Seokjin: I have three things everyone wants in a person.
Seokjin: I'm hot, I'm smart
Namjoon : that's two things moron
Seokjin: I count hot twice

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Namjoon: *shows pan with burnt food* hey you guys wanna eat this?
Rest of BTS: no
Namjoon: *throws it int the trashcan* well its in there if you change your mind
Hoseok: why did they burn down the school anyways?
Yoongi: they said it was arson
*everyone looks at Jungkook*
Namjoon: so how did Jimin take the news?
Yoongi: ugh he started talking about his feelings then he started bawling so I hung up on him
Jungkook: I'm so excited about star whores
Namjoon: kook, it's star wars
jungkook: screw that
Taehyung: I think I may have been-
Seokjin: a dumbass?
Taehyung: I was gonna say unreasonable
Seokjin: okay you've been an unreasonable dumbass

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Jungkook: I almost dropped my phone on the soft carpeted floor but thank God I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it in the wall instead
Jungkook: Yoongi, if you were in a fairy-tale you'd be Snow-white
Jimin: what would I be?
Jungkook: one of the dwarves.
Namjoon: there are 8 chairs and 13 children, what do you do?
Hoseok: have everyone stand
Jimin: bring 5 more chairs
Yoongi: kill 5 of them.
Jimin: let me take you out
Yoongi: like with a sniper rifle?
Jimin: no, like a date
Yoongi: I'd much rather prefer the sniper rifle.
Yoongi: wanna sext ;)
Jimin: if I had 8 limbs like an octopus I'll touch you with all of them.
Yoongi: okay try again

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Yoongi: [texting] hey, Hoseok changed all contacts in my phone, who's this?
Jimin: what does mine say?
Yoongi: dwarf.
Jimin: WTF I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Yoongi: oh hi jimin
Hoseok: hey can I tell you a secret?
Yoongi: sure what is it?
Hoseok: so I like Jimin. like a lot.
Yoongi: Jimin..?
Hoseok: yeah the boy you sit next in class. Why do you talk to him so much anyway?
Yoongi: because he's MY boyfriend??