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Lady: I know you snuck out last night, Django and Sabata.

Sabata: -whispering to Django- Play dumb.

Django: Who's Django?

Sabata: Not that dumb!

#source: spiderman into the spiderverse #lady (boktai)#Dark Boy Sabata #solar boy django

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Django: My aunt tried to kill me!

Ingram: Well...that's a pretty hardcore origin story.

#source: spiderman into the spiderverse #solar boy django #Jonathan Ingram

Django: -survives the attempt made on his life, crawls out of his own grave, kills every member of Ratatosk's clan and finds a way to the moon to fight him-

Ratatosk, absolutely bewildered: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

#source: portal 2 #solar boy django #ratatosk boktai #boktai

Elijah: I just want you for my own!

Jamie, prepared to deck Elijah in the face: Please leave me the fuck alone!

#source: vine #elijah modnar #jamie seed #snatcher spoilers

I've been traumatized!

Django at any given point in the Boktai series

#source: gravity falls #solar boy django #boktai

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Count of Ground-Soaking Blood: You destroyed my castle?! We are no longer friends!

Django, extremely tired: We never were friends.

#source: star vs the forces of evil #count of groundsoaking blood #count of ground-soaking blood #solar boy django #boktai

Randam: We need someone to distract the Snatcher. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making loud noises?

Django: -stands up- My time has come!

#source: gravity falls #randam hajile #random hajile #solar boy django

Django: I need an adult!

Gillian: I'm an adult!

Django: ...I need a different adult!

Ingram: I'm an adult?

Django: DIFFERENT ADULT

#source: tumblr #solar boy django #gillian seed #jonathan ingram

Gillian: Randam, I need you to be straight with me.

Randam, trying so hard not to laugh: That's going to be extremely hard, Gillian.

#source: tumblr #snatcher #randam hajile #random hajile #gillian seed

Elijah: Do you care if I take the skin off a Furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Jamie and Gillian: -horrified silence-

Elijah: ...also I want to soft-hack his circuits.

Gillian: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

#source: tumblr #elijah modnar #jamie seed #gillian seed #snatcher spoilers #technically? elijah's existence is a spoiler imo #anyways this is how the first snatcher was made

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Ingram, drunk: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Ed, not drunk: No.

Ingram: It goes, "My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is getting better!"

Ed: ...

Ingram: ...her aim is getting better!

Ed: ...........

Ingram: Y-You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible!

#source: gravity falls #jonathan ingram #ed brown (policenauts)#policenauts

I haven't been in this dimension for a while, it's still okay to hand children weapons, right?

Django immediately after giving Lan Hikari a Gun Del Sol battlechip

#source: gravity falls #solar boy django #lan hikari #boktai

You have the moral backbone of a eclair.

Ringo to the Count of Ground-Soaking Blood

#source: john mulaney #red ringo #count of groundsoaking blood #count of ground-soaking blood #boktai

Ingram: -says anything-

Redwood: So let me get this clear: you enjoy not breathing.

#source: super paper mario #jonathan ingram #tony redwood #fingers are crossed that's not an actual popular tag for someone who's actually named tony redwood #policenauts

Lita: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Django, shortly before walking into a wall: I got a solid eight minutes! Not consecutively, but it's fine, you're not even that blurry.

#source: the good place #boktai #earthly maiden lita #solar boy django

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Randam: We have fun, don't we?

Gillian, clinging to Randam's motorcycle for dear life: I have never been more stressed out in my life.

#source: the good place #snatcher #randam hajile #random hajile #gillian seed

We're too young to die and too old to order off the kid's menu! What a stupid age we are!

Django to Sabata

#source: the good place #boktai #solar boy django #dark boy sabata

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