Totally Correct Jane and the Dragon

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

So cute, I love it!

just a friendly reminder that this blog hates ICE

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

girls love castles and swords and runes and sigils

One of my favourite bits of Middle English trivia is that in medieval England, illusionism – that is, stage magic based on sleight of hand – was considered to be part of the juggler's art, which eventually caused many words for "magic" to acquire a secondary meaning of "juggling", and vice versa. If you read in an account from the period that someone practised jugglery, that means they were either a juggler or a sorcerer, and sometimes the context does not help!

ugh i guess i have to do everything myself *puts on my jester outfit and starts twirling around so that the bells in my silly hat ring sweetly*

pig egg

how much?

Pig Egg

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

You've heard of multi-shipper now get ready for multi-headcanoner: where multiple interpretations of the same character coexist in your head and they are all great.

(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck