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Kady: AIDAN since I finished rebuilding you now I am your creator, so from now on you should refer to me as such

AIDAN: OkAY, SuCh

Kady: ...

AIDAN: ( ͡▀̿ ̿ ͜ʖ ͡▀̿ ̿ )

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Hanna: take off your shirt now!

Nik: well, well, well, someone is eager to see me naked

Hanna: you were stabbed!!

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Kady: does everyone knows what they are doing?

Nik: the plan or like in general?

Kady: the plan...?

Nik: oh. Yeah

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Nik: if I could rearrange the alphabet first thing I’d do is put U and I together

Hanna: if you could rearrange the alphabet the first thing you’d do is spell SEX and laugh about it for hours

Nik: you got me there

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Ella: I just ended a three year old relationship

Hanna: omg are you okay?

Ella: yeah it wasn’t mine

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Nik after a fight he had with Hanna: and despite beign at a loss of words, she continued yelling at me for the next 45 minutes

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Kady: omg Ezra what happened to you?

Ezra: I lost a lot of blood

Kady: ok let me jus-

Ezra: actually I know where the blood is

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AIDAN: somEtiMEs I TalK to mYselF

AIDAN: OmG mE tOo

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Ella: since I haven’t slept in the last 72 hours, I might as well sleep the next 72 hours

Nik: that’s a coma

Ella: sounds festive

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Kady: do you remember what Nik told us yesterday?

Ezra: that it didn’t count as stripping if no one pays you?

Kady: he did said that, but no

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Someone reading Illuminae: Omg I’m so excited to see Jimmy meeting Kady

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Nik: I am a confident pilot

Hanna: you literally drove yourself into a blackhole

Nik: yeah, confidently

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Hanna: don’t test me, you won’t like me when I’m angry

Ella: I don’t like you now

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Kady to Ezra: you are standing on thin ice

AIDAN: hE is stAndINg oN tHe flOor

Kady: it’s a metaphor

AIDAN: it’S a caRpEt

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Hanna: *cuddling a pillow in her sleep and has another between her thighs*

Nik: *whispering* god I wish that was me

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Mike Malikov: Ella won’t come out of her room

Nik: tell her I said something

Mike: like what?

Nik: anything factually incorrect

[10 seconds later]

Ella: *through the chat because who needs to leave the room anyway* Nik do you think that the sun is a planet?!?!

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