Incorrect Spiderman: Homecoming Quotes

Happy: So, Tony, you ever wanna be a father someday?

Tony: Why are you two here?

Peter: Ah yes, my train of thought.

Ned: You don’t like to admit it but if anyone else was mean to Peter, you’d beat them up.

Peter: Can we talk? One Tony Stark stan to another?

Peter: [Stands outside MJ’s house with a sign that says “Prom?”]

Tony: Would you please not look dramatically off into the middle distance when you say that? It makes me feel worse.

Peter: [trips on nothing]

Peter: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Ned: Hey, what time is it?

Peter: Do you know what I’ve realised?

Peter: I intend to get as far away from this place as possible.

MJ: I’m gonna take you out.

Burglar: If you want to live give me all you’re money.