Incorrect High Rollers Quotes

Trellimar: Elora, keep a look out.

"My motto is 'Never give a child a one syllable name'. Because life has taught me that people with a one syllable name are generally dim.

Cam Buckland: Let's all have sex.

Reynard Ferehorn: That was so cool, the way you leaned on that guy. He told you everything, I mean, you totally cracked him.

Cam Buckland: Okay buddy, here it is! You hide my clothes, I wear everything you own!

Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng: I want to be your assistant.

Every year I give Elora the same gift I give everyone; a crisp twenty quid. And every year she gets me something thoughtful and personal. It makes me furious.

Cassandra Wyndale: Who wants to hang out in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny underoos?

I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival. But fair warning. It's my penis.

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait- wait. I worry that what you heard was 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was; Give me ALL. The bacon and eggs. You have. Do you understand?

You think you're good looking. But you're not. You're average. You're just an average looking guy with a big dick.

I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying!

Jiǔtóu Zhìjī Jīng: Being funny is Mr Buckland's 'thing'. Like Mr Ferehorn's thing is...

I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels. Which is why I finally understand war.