Incorrect Hey Arnold! Quotes

Grandpa: Someone get this piece of trash out of the living room! Ernie, to Oskar: You heard him, move it.

Grandpa: I tripped on that loose floorboard. This whole house is falling apart! Grandpa: I'm going to hire a handyman. I'm getting rid of everything around here that doesn't work. Oskar: I am NOT leaving.

Helga: Okay no offense but SOME of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill!

Miriam: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Miriam: *upends the bottle*

Curly: I want a closed casket funeral and someone playing “pop goes the weasel” very slowly. Will my body open the casket at the end? I don’t know. Neither will you. Gerald: Wow, let’s not do that.

Suzie, to Oskar: Here's your soup. I made it special. *the alphabet soup spells "GET A JOB"*

Phoebe: *about Helga* Such a tough facade. All to hide the fragile little girl underneath.

Helga: *praying* Please take care of Arnold, I beg you! Otherwise Hey Arnold! will be cancelled and I'll have to work on some cartoon comic book show!

Eugene: Nothing bad has happened today! Eugene: Eugene: I probably shouldn't have said that. Helga: Here come the locusts.