Incorrect quotes straight out of hell!

Angel Dust: Can I ask a dumb question?

Alastor, to Angel Dust: I've come to a realization that has gone against all of my beliefs, has shaken me to my very core, and may do the same to you.

Vaggie: Why is there blood everywhere?

Head canon: your tired

Lilith: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Headcannon: you’re one of those people who are too afraid to put stickers on anything because it’s too much commitment. Also your bookshelf is probably half trinkets to the point where it’s difficult to pull books out without moving 20000000 things

You sound like your closet is Alastor -colored

Headcanon: You breath oxygen.

Headcanon: you probably started wearing mostly black in high school and now so much of your wardrobe is monochrome you simultaneously want to wear more color and are too afraid to. You’d look good in red though

Angel Dust: *playing the accordion*

Charlie: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

HC about you: you are a human that likes the color red and wears black turtlenecks with hazbin pins on it (I don’t know, you just sound pretty nice)

Angel Dust: I'm actually concerned for people who complain about how different people look without makeup. Like, did you think eyeshadow permanently alters someone's eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?

Angel Dust: Do you use any facecream?