Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes

Ron: To look pretty

Rose: But she’s already pretty

Ron: Awww

Harry: *nervous laugh* We can barely handle the two we already have

Ron: How can you tell?

Hermione: I did. I broke it.

Draco: No. No, you didn’t. Ron?

Ron: Don’t look at me. Look at Harry.

Harry: What!? I didn’t break it.

Ron: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Harry: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Ron: Suspicious...

Harry: No, it’s not!

George: If it matters, probably not...Ginny was the last one to use it.

Ginny: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

George: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier?

Ginny: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Hermione: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Draco.

Draco: No. Who broke it?

Harry: Neville’s been awfully quiet...

Neville: REALLY!?

Harry: Yeah, really!

...

Draco: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Ginny: Dad! I’m too old to be a princess!

Arthur: Then what should I call you?

6-year-old Teddy: Learned about dragons

Ginny: Your class learned about dragons?

Remus: What’s wrong?

Sirius: I think I pulled a brain muscle

Remus: Brains don’t have muscles...

Ron: If I only have one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Hermione: ...

Harry: No, my parents are rich.