Incorrect Guns N Roses Quotes

Axl: I have to prepare for my interview.

Axl: If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on the roof.

*Axl trips, and the Christmas tree falls over*

Izzy: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Duff: Name a way to be nice to others.

Slash, stroking Axl’s head: You’re so adorable.

Izzy: Did you have dinner?

Izzy: You keep talking like that, I’m gonna put my foot somewhere its not supposed to be.

Duff: Hello Axl, make anyone cry today?

Steven: I’m quick at math.

Axl: So, are we still in a fight?

Axl: Why are you looking at me like this is my fault? 

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Izzy, after trying to make a deal with Duff: Do we have a deal?

*Axl and Duff have been arrested*

Slash: Let’s rest up for tomorrow.