Carson: *Sitting on a bench*
Greta: Why do you look so sad?
Carson: Sit down so I can tell you
Greta: *Sits down*
Carson: This bench is freshly painted
Greta: 😳
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Carson: *Sitting on a bench*
Greta: Why do you look so sad?
Carson: Sit down so I can tell you
Greta: *Sits down*
Carson: This bench is freshly painted
Greta: 😳

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Carson: *Looking at Greta* Wow she’s so pretty!
Max: Don’t feel that way, Carson. You’re pretty too.
Carson: I’m not jealous, Max. I’m Gay.
Jo: Why are you naked?
Greta: I… don’t have any clothes…
Jo: *Opens Greta’s Closet* You have lots of clothes. Like this blouse, this skirt, this coat, hi Carson, oh and these sweaters…
Greta: *Wearing a cute dress*
Carson: *Sighs* I wish I could pull that off…
Greta: Go ahead
Carson: What
Greta: What
Carson: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.
Greta *Under her breath*: I’m starving

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Greta: *Wakes up* Hey, what time is it?
Carson: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and I’ll find out.
Carson: *Blasts the trombone*
Jess: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!?!
Carson: It’s 2 a.m.
Greta: You have a sweet looking ass!
Carson: What was that?
Greta: I said you had nice eyes.
Carson: I liked the first one better.
Carson: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it.
Greta: You’re too hot and I still eat you.
Carson: *Blushes*
Greta: *Winks at her*
Lupe: One dinner. We just want ONE DINNER!
Carson: We are a team now. Ride or die right?
Greta: Of course, I’d totally ride you.
Carson: What?
Greta: what?
Maybelle: Hey, what’s up with Carson? She’s been laying on the floor for like 15 minutes.
Jo: Oh, she’s just a little overwhelmed?
Maybelle: Why?
Jo: Greta smiled.

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Greta: *Gets a Papercut*
Carson: HASN’T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!

Carson *hyperventilating*: 911? Yeah, my wife is going into labor.
911 Operator: Is this her first child?
Carson:
Greta: Don’t you DARE-
Carson: NO, THIS IS HER WIFE!!
Shirley: Why are your tongues purple?
Carson: I had a blue slurpee
Greta: And I had a red one
Shirley: Oh?
Shirley:
Shirley: OH!
Carson: *Knocking on the bathroom door* Greta, we need to go! Come out!
Greta: I’m gay!
Carson: Not what I meant, but I support you!
Carson: *Whispering* Greta, please, no one knows we’re dating.
Jess and Lupe: *Walking by* Yes we do!

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Greta: Hey sweetheart, do you happen to have a mirror in your pocket?
Carson: No, why?
Greta: Because I can see myself in your pants.
Carson: There is no ‘I’ in team, but there is one in Pizza.
Greta:… So you’re not going to share?
Carson: I’m not going to share.