Joe: We should have been together.
Ox: I know. We could be so great. You and I.
Kelly: Good lord. You're just on different teams for Charades.
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Joe: We should have been together.
Ox: I know. We could be so great. You and I.
Kelly: Good lord. You're just on different teams for Charades.

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Gordo: hey so um. do you want to go get lunch?
Mark: no thanks i already ate with dale but what do you want?
Gordo:
Gordo, tears in his eyes: loyalty
carter: hey, jessie, can I get a sip of that water?
jessie: it’s not water.
carter: vodka? I like your style.
jessie: it’s vinegar.
carter: w-what?
jessie: it’s vinegar, pussy.
Elizabeth: *breathes*
Thomas, proudly:
Joe: What’s for tonight’s dinner?
Carter: Tonight I’m serving looks.
Kelly: *slams fists on the table* WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN THREE DAYS

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carter: take me to art museums and make out with me.
timber: but they said not to touch the masterpieces
carter: well,,, somebody’s gotta pin the artwork on the wall.
[later]
kelly: WOULD YOU TWO STOP FUCK IN THE STUDIO?!
Mark and Gordo: *almost kiss*
Ox: “Hey guys, do you–Gordo, stop screaming, it’s me– Do you guys wanna join us and hear my plan?”
Ox: I have no soul. Have a nice day! : )
Gordo: I don’t have one either.
Mark: What is your work out routine?
Gordo: Does running out of fucks to give counts as a work out routine?
Gordo: I don't need a right hand when you're my right hand man, bro
Ox: Bro... Your hand though
Gordo: Bro, it’s just a hand and you’re my world.
Ox: Bro...

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Carter: Hi-
Timber wolf: I would die for you
Robbie: Hey.
Kelly: Hey.
Robbie: I can’t sleep.
Kelly: I can. Goodnight.
Gordo: I’m dumb-sexual. I’m attracted to dumbass and dumbasses.
Mark: Hey, Gordo, what color is the Pink Panther again?
Gordo, already taking his clothes off: You are so fucking dumb.
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Elizabeth: I’m morosexual. I’m attracted just to morons.
Thomas: We have to leave Gordo behind.
Elizabeth, already taking her clothes off: Thomas, you’re such a moron.
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Kelly: I hope that when you’re going to purpose to me that you keep it simple.
Robbie *nervous laughter*: Of course, I will.
Robbie *texting the band*: ABORT, ABORT

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Elizabeth: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Gordo: I’m a gay witch, I don’t have time to spoon any-
Mark *shouting from the living room*: HE’S THE LITTLE SPOON!
Gordo: I don’t have feelings for Mark.
Elizabeth: I can hear your heartbeat. You’re-
Gordo: