KA-BOOM!

Buddy: * wearing a ridiculous outfit that obscures his vision *

Muncie: I assume you understand that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my restuarant!

Big Tex: Something is broken and it’s not YOUR fault?

Darnell: Buddy, how long do we stand here like this?

Buddy: If I punch myself and it hurts, does it make me weak or strong?

Darnell: isn't it passed your bedtime?

I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no.

Darnell: You're a winner!

Thank you for providing me Buddy Thunderstruck content when no one else will. You’re a saint smh-

Buddy: Ducks!

Belvedere Moneybags: Listen to me, junior, when I'm finished with you, you'll be the envy of all the idiots on your block.

Buddy: Mind-bottling, isn't it?

Oh, so now I’m “bad” just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

Muncie: Change does not come from a place of comfort.

Artichoke: I write... I write articles on food.