Incorrect Ghostbusters Quotes

Peter: A mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day.

Winston: But not today.

Roberta: I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!

Walter: ...

Temp: Should we escort him off the lot?

Network Executive: That man is a self-centered attention hog with no regard for human decency.

[...]

Ray: And Willow. We can trust Willow. We share a life; I tell her everything.

Peter: Fine. The people in this room, and Willow.

Ray: Willow’s mom also knows, but she's in a coma, dead any second. We're good.

Janine: (points to Louis) That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you guys sleep.

Janine: (points to Ray) Dr. Stantz here is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone else's problems except his own.

Janine: (points to Peter) This one judges everyone and anything because he hates himself.

[A loud crash is heard, followed by the sounds of Peter and Janine trying to kill each other]

Phoebe: Wait-

Callie: While we're here, I'm not sure I believe the moon landing happened.

Podcast: I don't believe in the moon.

Lars: I believe that gluten intolerance is just internalized white guilt.

Podcast: Gluten isn't real.

Lucky: Stevie Wonder ain't blind.

Gary: You know, John Ritter isn't de--

Peter: (gasps) Oh, my God. Ray. That's amazing.

Ray: (surprised, but loving it) Right?

Peter: You just did it. You… You solved healthcare. I mean… Okay. So many brilliant minds have tried before you and they couldn't, and then here you are…

Ray: (realizes that Peter's being sarcastic) Okay. (walks away)

Everyone: ...

Peter: I'm afraid to ask.

Phoebe: I don't know, but my dad says it was a mistake.

Egon: It's a drinking game. Get a question wrong and take a shot. Oh, and the questions? They're all about Janine.

Ray: But none of us know anything about Janine.

Janine: Everyone's about to get real hammered.

(LATER)

Janine: What is my favorite soup?

Egon: (holding dry-erase board with his answer) Chicken noodle!

Peter: (holding up board) Potato leek!

Ray: (holding up board) Corn frickin' noodle!

(Ray looks at his board)

Ray: Oh, I meant chowder. Dammit!

Janine: You're all wrong. I've never had soup.

Peter: Don't bother, they all suck!

Janine: Drink!

(everyone, including Janine, slam down a shot)

(Later)

Egon: Battle axe!

Ray: Upper cut!

Peter: Disembowelment!

Janine: Guys, I was a baby. My first word was Dada. Drink!

(Later)

Egon: (holds up board that says "NO")

Ray: (holds up board with four lines of just the word "NO")

Peter: (holds up board that shows he drunkenly mispelled "NOPE," crossed it out instead of erasing it, and simply has an X to indicate a negative response)

Janine: WRONG! I can totally do a handstand!

(She flips down onto the floor by her hands, accidentally knocking something off the wall. Egon especially looks impressed)