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Kriv: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Erwyn: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Ditto: I got distracted about halfway through.

Voski: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#source: incorrect quotes generator #kriv #voski #erwyn #ditto

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Amaranth: Why are you on the floor?

Erwyn: I'm depressed.

Erwyn: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get Kriv, please?

#source: incorrect quote generator #amaranth #erwyn

Amaranth: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Kriv: Not by the LAW!

#source: star trek voyager #amaranth #kriv

Amaranth: *sneaking up* KRIV.

Kriv: *startled* Gah! I've told you a million times not to lurk.

Amaranth: Would you tell a shadow not to creep? A gull not to cry? The sun not to set?

Kriv: I would if they'd listen to me!

#source: wooden overcoats #kriv #amaranth

Voski: Is this a bad time?

Kriv: Does it look like one?

Voski: Amaranth's got you in a headlock.

Amaranth: It's a Heimlich maneuver.

#source: wooden overcoats #amaranth #kriv #voski #they're wrasslin

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Amaranth: Parlay. Five Minutes.

Kriv: Parlay?

Voski: Pirate code. She wants to meet.

Kriv: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Voski: I understand it, I can't speak it.

#source: the office #amaranth #kriv #voski

Madam Zisizvoyni: What you did was impulsive, capricious and melodramatic. But it was also wrong.

#source: schitt's creek

Voski: Amaranth, stop lurking!

Amaranth: I'm not lurking, I'm standing quietly in the shadows.

#source: superstore

Nora, at a party: This is my girlfriend, Amaranth, and this is Amaranth’s girlfriend, Sparrow.

#source: parks and rec #nora #listen #is it canon? not exactly #but yes

Demon Fungus: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206. We start with 369 when we're babies but they fuse. Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you.

Erwyn: Hi, yeah, what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean?

#asksjsj idk #erwyn #demon fungus #source: tumblr

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Creed: So, how did it go?

Thodri: I accidentally joined a cult.

Creed: Soo, not great..?

#source: texts from last night #creed #thodri

Esmeralda: Wow. Once again my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of thousands of innocent people.

#source: twitter #esmeralda

Voski: Listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Erwyn: Self-respect?

Voski: No. Taste.

#source: schitt's creek #voski #erwyn

Kriv: It costs $400 to go see a therapist, but it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

Palava, softly: no.

#palava #kriv

Palava: Sometimes when we disagree, you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.

Hubris: What?! That’s totally crazy! I am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!!!!

#source: parks and rec #palava #hubris

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Esmeralda: I want to thank you for being so ruthless and cruel the other day.

Nyx: You'll have to be more specific...

#source: parks and rec #esmeralda #nyx

Kriv: Amaranth, add 'zucchini' to that shopping list.

Amaranth: *writing* Z-U-K-

Kriv: Nope.

Amaranth: Z-O-O-K-

Kriv: No...

Amaranth: Let's get corn instead.

#source: family matters #ending is a little out of character bc amaranth would still want to get zucchini #kriv might change his mind to corn though #kriv #amaranth

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