Incorrect FF13

Snow: I may have been lightly stabbed. Serah: I’m sorry, YOU WERE STABBED?! Snow: Lightly stabbed.

Hope: Why are you late? Alyssa: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Hope: Overslept? Alyssa: Overslept.

Lightning: Snow, you think every round fruit is an apple. Snow: No I don't. Lightning, holding up cherries: What are these? Snow: Tiny apples. Lightning, pointing at pumpkins: And what are those? Snow: Halloween apples.

Hope: You’re so great! I love you. Lightning: What did you say? Hope: Nothing. I said ‘you’re so great’, and then I just stopped talking!

Vanille: We’ll flip for it; ducks or clowns. Hope: We have to assign heads to something. Vanille: Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. Hope: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

Hope: Do you have any shaving cream? Snow: Nah, I don't like the way that it tastes. Hope: Wait, you eat shaving cream? Snow: No, why would I eat it when I don't like the taste?

Cauis:You ready to fucking die?! Lightning: No! I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

Snow: *drunk* Tell me again. Serah: *Sighs* You are the most beautiful broom in a broom closet full of brooms.

Hope: Why do you always have to turn everything into a joke? Snow: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.

Vanille: Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you… Hope: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That’s sort of how they work.

Lightning: I’m afraid you only have ten minutes to live. Caius: How do you know? Lightning: Because I’m giving you a head start.

Lightning: You get one on your knee from "tripping", and now this? Serah:(pointing to a bandage on her arm) Lightning, for the last time, this is not a hickey!

Serah: Noel, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Noel: I think- Hope: Seventy-two hours. Noel: How do you- Hope: There’s a clown behind you.

Snow: Can I say something that will probably annoy you? Lightning: Since when do you ask for permission?

Yeul: You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand. Yeul: *holds up hand to reveal the words 'please be nice to me'*

Hope: If you’re watching this video, I’m already dead. Not because I left it to be viewed in the event of my demise. Hope: But because that’s the only rational explanation for why somebody would be fucking with my laptop.

Snow: Are we fighting? Lightning: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding. Snow: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.