Incorrect FF13

Snow: You’re trying to make me look stupid. Noel: I don’t need to make you look stupid. You do a fine job of that on your own.

Vanille: [eating a cinnamon roll] Fang: It’s like cannibalism. Vanille: [confused chewing noises]

Fang, texting Vanille: Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail

Lightning: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Fang: Well, Vanille and I- Fang, looking at Vanille's expression: -wouldn't know.

Lightning: What’s your plan? Snow: Don’t die. Lightning: Okay, but beyond that? Snow: Don’t die. Lightning: That’s not a plan. It’s a general demand of living.

Fang: Do you love me, Vanille? Vanille: Of course I do. Fang: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Vanille: Well, of course... I... would... Fang: I mean, something really, really- Vanille: Fang, what did you do?!

Sazh: I say we leave before Fang gets all worked up and starts calling everybody 'bitch'. Fang: What are you talking about, bitch?

Vanille: I want to be a reverse Tooth Fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed! Snow: A dentist? Hope: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to go to the police.

Vanille: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl. Hope: why do you say the things you say?

Serah: Today, Snow said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming.

Lightning: Unless… Noel: Why do you do that? Why do you say “unless” and then pause? Just finish the thought.

Noel: You’re listening to me, right? Snow: Yeah. Noel: You’re going to cooperate with me in battle? Snow: Yeah. Noel: What did you have for dinner last night? Snow: Yeah. Noel: Dude…

Hope: Serah, be careful with those. Those are explosives. Serah: Now you tell me?!

Lightning: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired… so I’m going to take a nap, but when I wake up, oh you are in for it. Lightning, four hours later: How dare you?

Cid: Please sit in this chair. I’d like to ask you some questions. Snow, internally: Deny everything. Snow: That’s not a chair

Vanille: We’re safe. Hope: You said that last time. Vanille: Well, I’ve got to be right eventually!

Cauis: Lightning does have a point. Lightning: Don’t agree with me. It makes me very uncomfortable