Asher: I can’t do this any more. Things go missing. Doors open and shut without me touching them. I hear music playing. I can’t deny it. The house is haunted.
Kelly: You live with five other people and a dog.
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Asher: I can’t do this any more. Things go missing. Doors open and shut without me touching them. I hear music playing. I can’t deny it. The house is haunted.
Kelly: You live with five other people and a dog.

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Eye Doctor: Alright, Ms Renard, could you tell me what these are?
Élodie: Um, okay. Smudge, smudge, finger, another smudge, yellow smudge, middle finger, the continent of Afrique…
Kelly: Holy hell, you drove us here!
Jethro: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Belle, standing on a table: Those are some mighty brave words from a man standing in lava.
Élodie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Belle, with a mouth full of popcorn: Kill two, then.
Asher: Can we get McDonalds?
Kelly: No, I've got food at home.
Asher, crying: I hate this fucking family.

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Kelly: I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk and now it's everywhere.
Élodie: *opening brandy bottle* Jesus Christ, KK.
Therapist: Okay, what’s wrong?
Anya: I'm sorry, it's just... I can’t get over the breakup.
Therapist: Ma'am, we have established this. Yugoslavia is not getting back together.
Kelly, explaining daylight savings to Belle: Yeah, of course. Yeah, all crimes are legal. You can rob anyone in that hour and not get in trouble.
Élodie: Hey, what's for dinner?
Kelly: I think a roast chicken.
Élodie: Cool, do you need me to get anything on the way back?
Kelly: Yes, a roast chicken from the hot bar.
Asher: As your birthday is so close to Christmas, I hope you don’t mind a joint present!
Kelly: My birthday is the nineteenth of October, not fucking advent.

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*Kelly teaching Enterval to bake cookies*
Kelly: So, you see you'll have enough dough to make dozens of cookies.
Enterval: Oh, yeah, cool -
Kelly: And then you take them out of the oven and instantly eat like ninety of them.
Élodie: Yes, your mother loves you. Mothers are notoriously bad judged of character.
Cop: Are there any drugs in your car?
Jethro: Ha, I wish.
Cop:
Jethro: I mean no.
Belle: Convince your neighbours that you're shrinking by walking past their windows with slightly larger jars of mayonnaise each time.
Kelly: Words cannot describe how much I regret getting you into tumblr.
Jethro: Your profile says you love facial hair, but you don’t have any... do you not love yourself?
Belle:

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Kelly: *attatches laser lights to her door to avoid human contact*
Anya: *tosses fairy lights over laundry pile* I did the Christmas tree!