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Origami Around
Show & Tell
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
#extradirty
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie
pixel skylines
Kaledo Art
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@incorrectdraculaquotes
Renfield: Every household in England? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?
Dracula: No shit, Sherlock.
Renfield: We're not talking about one hungry vampire here, we're talking about world conquest.
Dracula: And I want to thank you.
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Mina: Renfield is in a lot of danger right now, so I'd appreciate if you'd watch his back, okay?
Jack: You've got it, buddy! I don't plan on letting him out of my sight! I don't trust him at all!
dracula: *psychically makes jonathan miss when trying to behead him in his coffin*
jonathan: How in the blood-soaked Eastern Orthodox hell did you do that???
dracula: Fuck you, that’s how.
one of the numerous children referred to exclusively as “it” in this novel: Papa, when can I have a gender?
their stern victorian father: When you’ve earned it.
van helsing: *just straight-up invents a couple new uses for communion wafers*
dracula: Okay, I know this is filthy rich coming from me…but your powers are bullshit!
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Arthur: What's going on?
Quincey: Well, Van Helsing thinks he has a plan
Arthur: No, I meant in general
Dracula: Gummy worms don’t count as lives.
Renfield: They do if I believe!
Mina: [to Jonathan] I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can listen to you breathe.
Blonde Bride: [to Dracula] I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can’t sleep.
Dracula: [To Mina] I’m going to say this just to you. No cameras, no phonograph, just you, because you know it’s true. I allowed you into my home. I made you my bride. I welcomed you into my family. And now you think you can steal it from my? You think I’m not going to fight to protect my home, my birthright, my ancestral family home?
Jonathan: [laughs] That is hooey! Dracula literally just bought Carfax Abbey from me!
Dracula: Oh, shut up!
Jonathan: I’ve been doing the math, and it would take four hundred people to create a steel longsword.
Dracula: …What?
Jonathan: I read a lot and you know how fantasy books talk about swords “forged from the blood of your enemies?” Well, being the nerd that I am I decided to calculate it and you would have to drain the blood of about four hundred adult men - extracting the iron from their blood - in order to have enough to make a steel longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.
Dracula: …
Dracula: That’s pretty neat.
Jonathan: Right?
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Van Helsing: You called me "Ms. Van Helsing." Instead of "Mr."
Jack: We call you "Ms. Van Helsing" when you're in one of your moods.
Van Helsing: Sorry?
Jonathan: Oh, what did Mina call him the other day?
Jack: "Madam Secretary."
Arthur: I love you, man.
Jack: And I love you. Because I've learned that Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe…I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.
Quincey Morris
I left for twenty minutes and now Renfield has a tumblr account.
Jack Seward
*While banging pans together outside Dracula’s castle in the middle of the day* “IF I CANT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y’ALL, Y’ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME!!!!!”
Mina Harker
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Van Helsing: Lucy's haunted.
John: what?
Van Helsing: *cocks gun* Lucy's haunted
Renfield: I've been in your service for years, my lord.
Dracula: Well that is the why I am so utterly sick of the sight of you.