(incorrect) dd quotes

Kara, I can’t believe you finally lost your virginity! Wait, this isn’t like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity, and then lost it, is it?

Avery: And go take a psychology course. Try to figure out who gave you such disgusting daddy issues.

Darius: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?

Leo: Take Falon and Adira with you.

Xander: Darius, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say "Yes, Xander."

I was thinking how I would be the perfect Minister for Magic based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust. All women are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people. I'm exquisite.

Victoire: You look happy. Let me guess- your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

Professor Swan: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

If I had a nickel for every time I discovered some long-lost relative, I’d have a nickel.  Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird that it happened.

No, I never work out.  Constant stress and panic and lack of sleep and various food intolerances keep me quite thin.

Fabia: [reading from paper] I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…

Emily: What exactly are we debating?

Darius: Oh, I am so relieved that you guys found me. Wait, how did you find me?

Charlus: We could make this work. We’re Romeo and Juliet.

Elias: Hey, rough night?

Callum: Stay foxy.

Xander: Oh, a walk in the woods, how romantic. And I know where all the murder spots are.