Things DK and co. have probably said

Diddy: What does "take out" mean?

Candy: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Tiny: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Diddy: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

K. Rool: If I'm really as evil you say I am, then may Tiki Tong strike me down where I stand!

*Swanky, carrying Kiddy under his arm, slams the door of DK's treehouse open to find DK, Funky and Diddy playing Uno.*

Diddy texting: DK there's a red zinger on the outside of the door, can you get rid of it?

Cranky, gesturing to a pile of money between him and DK: That money's for my old age!

Cranky: What I'm about to tell you is the hardest thing I've ever had to say.

Bluster: Why is this all so... complicated?

Diddy: Step away from my uncle!!

Swanky: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Wrinkly: Kudgel has 19 bottles of dish soap. If---

*The five player Kongs find themselves in the final boss arena in DK64. They spot Cranky and Snide making their way to them.*

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