Incorrect Daalp Quotes

“Power move: saying ‘that's treason’ every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you.”

“We’re really out here. Pretending we know what we’re doing. Trying to look as gay as possible. Disappointing our parents.”

Kennedy: Oh my God, you're relentless.

Elliot: I mean, what if I fall for her and she doesn't like me?

Icarus: Hey, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.

“People are particularly stupid today and I can’t talk to anymore of them.”

Jeremy: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like him a little bit.

Kennedy: We are screwed.

Jeremy: You guys don’t think I’ll be alone at 50, right?

Jeremy: I made a marshmallow Kennedy. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. You like it?

Elliot: Hey, Kennedy? Can I get some dating advice?

Kennedy: Shut your damn mouth.

Manager: You're so boring.

I’m Mr. Crowbar and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.

Eugene: I love you so much.

Icarus: “Cheap things to do in [x] city” never consider that anything is possible if you’re not a coward. You can cry in public. You can scream in public. You can get completely naked and try to hail a taxi. The possibilities are endless. You can enter the lobby of an olive garden and then leave the olive garden. You can do this as many times as you want until they call the cops. That's called free will baby. You could steal someone's lawn furniture. You could die. You could curl into a little ball in a Rite-Aid. Who fucking knows honey?

Jeremy: Not being dramatic or anything, but I think I’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad.