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Snow: Leroy, you doing okay? You scared?

Leroy: I'm scared you won't let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flames.

Snow: You're right, I will not let you do that.

#snow white #leroy kealoha #source: brooklyn 99

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Shock: Honestly, I love stealing things.

#shock #Source: The Office

Calhoun: Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

#tamora calhoun #source: parks and rec

Scar: I hate the public. The public is stupid.

#source: parks and rec #scar disney

Calhoun: So, if the compartment was locked, how did you get in?

Gantu: I hit the lock with me shoe.

Calhoun: Your shoe seems to have the ballistic capabilities of a .38 revolver.

Gantu: Fancy that.

#gantu #tamora calhoun #gantu dont make me say it again #source: miss fisher’s murder mysteries #incorrectddcquotes

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Stitch: You are so gay. You big parfait! You flaming boy in cabaret.

Barrel: I’m straight!

Stitch: You were not yesterday.

#source: legally blonde the musical #stitch kealoha #barrel #incorrectddcquotes

Reuben: The best way to prepare for the bake-off is to practice full contact!

Stitch: Isn’t cooking pretty much no contact?

Reuben: That’s what the other teams think!

#source: kim possible #stitch kealoha #reuben kealoha #incorrectddcquotes

[Gantu grabs Stitch by the arm]

Gantu: I’m disarming you.

[He rips the arm off]

#source: kung fury #gantu #stitch kealoha #incorrectddcquotes #JESUS CHRIST GANTU TURN DOWN

I love you and you’re my family, but you’re terrible.

Stitch, to his brothers. (obviously)

#stitch kealoha #leroy kealoha #reuben kealoha #girl who else i gotta tag how many more brothers he got #incorrectddcquotes #source: bob's burgers

Wendy: So you lied to me?

Jamie: That depends on how you define lying.

Wendy: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Jamie: ...reclining your body in a horizontal position.

#jamie hughes #Wendy Darling #source: teen wolf #no one saw anything #incorrectddcquotes

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Sif: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Cal: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Sif: You don't have to wear it.

Cal: No, I'm gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

#tamora calhoun #sif #source: bob's burgers

Clopin: Hey, can I borrow a cup of flour?

Snow: Yeah, why?

Clopin: Some white kids outside want cocaine.

#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt #clopin trouillefou #snow white #incorrectddcquotes

Wendy: Ours is a story of love at first sight! I couldn’t resist the way you were adoring those flowers in the backyard when you thought no one else was looking! And how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor little injured kitten!

Clopin: Is she serious?

Stitch: Could you have the wrong person?

Wendy: NO WAY I COULD RECOGNIZE MY LOVE ANYWHERE. SHE’S A GENTLE WOMAN WHO’S KIND TO EVERYONE BUT DOESN’T ASK FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN. SHE LIKES SOLITUDE BUT IN FACT SOMETIMES SHE GETS LONELY.

Clopin, in the background, screaming: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? SHUT HER OFF. STOP HER.

#clopin trouillefou #stitch kealoha #Wendy Darling #source: ohshc #incorrectddcquotes

Clopin: I’m gonna ask you to be respectful.

Barrel: I will politely decline.

#barrel #clopin trouillefou #source: psych #incorrectddcquotes

Wendy: You’re like a sister to me.

Jamie: …I’ll take it.

#source: snl #Wendy Darling #jamie hughes #incorrectddcquotes

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Clopin: You cracked my mirror in two.

Barrel: Now you have one for each face.

#clopin trouillefou #barrel #source: M*A*S*H #incorrectddcquotes #shit boy.....

Scar: We’ll pay you.

Every carnie ever: How much?

Scar: A little.

Every carnie ever: I’ll take it.

#scar disney #source: how i met your mother #incorrectddcquotes

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