Things that DC characters undoubtedly said

Time Line?? Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles; that is why clocks are round."

So, who wants their ass beat first? And before you decide, keep in mind that I’m gradually gonna get more tired, but also gradually more berserker.

Is it assault if they were my own clones? Because I’m seriously asking.

Alfred: What’s your blood type?

Who the FUCK doesn't like green bean casserole

I don’t ONLY care about myself. I care about like 4 other people. And animals.

I am literally only here to be sexy and insane. Do not expect me to make any sense.

Aquaman: You know, there’s only one person who can tell you what you are.

Batman: You know, I blame Lex Luthor for this. And Hal, I blame him too.

Jaime Reyes: hey Ted, your boyfriend just showed up.

Booster Gold: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.

Duke Thomas: We should appreciate the small things in life.

When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES!

Harley Quinn: Oh, my God. Are these all lilies?

I wanna apologize to all of you for what I did it was very wrong and I am very sorry.  I just would like to move on and lead a normal life. You know get a job and a wife and change my ways. And I hope this apology  impresses you even though Alfred made me do it and I don’t really mean it.

Barry Allen: We promised Superman we would prep for the meeting.