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Synové: So I have this rock

Synové: Mason gave it to me

Mason: I threw it at you

Synové: I think he’s in love with me

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Kazi: *gets a paper cut*

Jase, under his breath: Hasn’t she been through enough?

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Jase: Okay guys, we need to cut down our living expenses. What can we live without?

Priya: I think—

Kazi, appearing out of nowhere: Probably Zane.

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“Choose your words carefully, even the words you think, because they become seeds, and seeds become history.”

— Mary E. Pearson, Dance of Thieves

Synové: If you add “violently” in front of any action, it becomes 100 times funnier.

Mason: Violently breathes.

Kazi: Violently cries.

Wren: Violently studies.

Paxton: Violently murders the members of the Patrei’s family.

Jase: Vionently worries about Paxton’s comment.

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Jase: I have decided that I am, indeed a snack. It’s just no one’s hungry.

Kazi, under her breath: I’m starving.

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Kazi: I don’t like you.

Jase: Yes you do.

Kazi: Nope.

Jase: Then stop hugging me.

Kazi:

Kazi: No.

#jase ballenger #kazi x jase #dance of thieves #kazi of brightmist #mary e pearson #vow of thieves #kazi #jazi

Kazi: I am stone cold. Nothing affects me. I am unbreakable.

Jase: *smiles*

Kazi: Oh my gosh, I am such a mess right now.

#dance of thieves #vow of thieves #kazi of brightmist #kazi #jase #kazi x jase #mary e pearson #jazi

Synové: So, what do you guys have in common?

Jase:

Kazi:

Jase and Kazi: Backstabbing.

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Mason: Synové, please. No one knows we’re dating.

Jase, walking by: Oh yes we do.

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Kazi: Please, gods, just let me have one good day.

Gods: Oh my gods, you again? Give it a rest, buddy.

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Natiya: Kazi is at that very special age where she only has one thing on her mind.

Synové: Boys?

Kazi: Homicide.

#dance of thieves #kazi of brightmist #kazi x jase #mary e pearson #jase ballenger #natiya #synové

Jase: Someone betrays us as we speak.

Straza: Is it us, Jase?

Jase: No.

Ballengers: Is it us, Jase?

Jase: No.

Kazi: Is it me, Jase?

Jase, mockingly: Is it me, Jase?

#kazi x jase #kazi of brightmist #jase ballenger #dance of thieves #mary e pearson #ballengers #straza

Kazi: *pulls back shower curtain while Jase is in there*

Kazi: Are we — Jase, stop screaming, it’s me — out of sage cake?

#kazi x jase #kazi of brightmist #dance of thieves #mary e pearson #jase ballenger

Kazi: Wren and Synové complete me.

Jase: Um, hello.

Kazi: You’re quite nice, as well, Jase.

Jase: We’re married.

Kazi: Sure, but Wren and Synové are my soulmates.

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Jase: I am the best Patrei to ever exist and I know everything that is happening in the kingdom so I can protect my people.

Kazi:

Paxton:

Synové and Wren:

The Ballengers:

The Ballenger Ancestors:

Truko and Zane:

Banques:

The secret army:

Montegue: Flower no.

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*Mije steps up to take on Montegue’s army*

Kazi: Time to make mommy proud.

Paxton: Yes, ma’am.

Kazi:

Kazi: I could not have been more clearly talking to Mije.

#kazi x jase #kazi of brightmist #dance of thieves #jase ballenger #mary e pearson #paxton #mije

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