Incorrect Crelosie Quotes

Eloise: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here. Cressida: i know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

Eloise: Go fuck yourself! Cressida: Fuck me yourself you coward.

Eloise: ARE YOU- Cressida: Fucking. Eloise: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Cressida: Fucking. Eloise: IDIOT! Francesca: …What was that? Cressida: She has a bet against Penelope, so I’m helping her out.

Cressida: How do you want your coffee? Eloise: Black, like my soul. Cressida: Cressida: My love, your soul is a latte.

Eloise: Benedict? Why are you on the floor? Benedict, murmurs into the floor: i can’t see or hear my problems from here. Eloise: I… well, shit. make room for me.

Eloise: I'm gonna commit all seven deadly sins and I'm gonna do it all before noon. Cressida: can't say she doesn't have drive.

Daphne: We locked our baby in the car! People are judging us! Simon, holding a heavy object, screeching, running towards the car: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW

Penelope: Eloise's not awake yet. Cressida: Then you'll have to entertain me until she does. Dance monkey dance.

Eloise: Will you marry me? [Cressida taken aback] Eloise: Just looking for something to shut you up.

[on the phone] Eloise: Oh, you know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I'll call you later. Cressida: Okay, say hi to Hyacinth for me.

Eloise: [when Benedict suddenly appears in front of her] God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!

Cressida: Do something to make me hate you! Eloise: Um, go Hitler?

Eloise: Have you noticed how hot Cressida is? Penelope: Glares Eloise: Because I have not..

Eloise: Dumbest scar stories, go! Cressida: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Francesca: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Eloise: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Benedict: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Violet: Violet: I have emotional scars.

Whistledown: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Eloise: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ Cressida: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though. Eloise: Yeah it does. Cressida, about to fight:

Eloise: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.