moderately high maintenance

I can’t believe Alton Brown had to kinkshame someone on national television

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

Light vs. Dark side

There has never been a better representation of how I feel about the current democratic nomination process.

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

so important

Phantom of the Ottera

Wanted: a sugar daddy who transfers money into my account for nothing in return other than a selfie with a smile on my face

My mom knows this girl who has this mans credit card and spends it on whatever she wants and they never meet or even talk but he horny from seeing the bill every month and he jacks off to see how much she spent

3oh!3′s lyric “so tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is better than 21 pilots’ entire discography

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.

Really truly, watch the video, reblog it. Teaching about the holocaust is so necessary for our generation before it slips under the rug and people forget about it.