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Ace: I don’t need gasoline to burn stuff down. all I need is these two hands and the lack of adult supervision.
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Jack: Shouldn’t you be packing gasoline and matches so that you can burn that house down too?
Ace: I don’t need gasoline to burn stuff down. all I need is these two hands and the lack of adult supervision.

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Ace: *has taped up his mouth*
Joki: I told him it was a kink of mine but actually I just wanted him to shut the fuck up
Ace: When I was younger a friend of mine took out my appendix. I wasn’t even sick.
Joki: What the fuck??? Why would you do that???
Ace: I don’t wanna go into detail but we were playing poker and the stakes were really high.
Kirous: Why are you crying?
Andromeda: [sobbing] It’s because I’m just so beautiful.
Jack: So how did you do on the test?
Ace: Well, I guess you could say-
Jack: Don't you dare.
Ace: -I aced it.
Jack: ... but did you?
Ace:

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Andromeda: [to Kirous] I am not lonely. I have me.
Andy: Name one thing that you wished was real.
Joki: My will to live.
Andy: ….. okay, but I was thinking more along the line of unicorns.
Joki: -using heels- Ace: what’s that? Joki: what’s what? Ace: on your feet Joki: oh! I’m wearing heels today Ace: why do you even need those? You are already tall!! Joki: because…I wanna make you look smaller
Andy: Hazel! Who ate all the cookies?
Hazel: Ninjas.
Andy: Well? I didn’t see them.
Hazel: No one did.
This town is like Donald Trump’s White House. -Ace, 2018

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Hazel: Hey Jack, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Jack: I don’t know. How are yo–
Ace: across the room: I’m fine, thanks.
Joki: Looking back, I have no regrets.
Ace: You should.
Hazel: I am the boss, and from now on you will refer to me as such.
Joki: Okay, Such.
Joker to Andromeda in the well: I don't hate you... I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
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Someone: I wish I had the ability to make guys nervous.
Hazel: Holding a sharp knife to their throat usually does the trick for me.
*shows Hazel's holding a knife to Jack's throat*
Jack: As a guy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.
Ace: one potato two potato three potato four! five potato six let the bodies hit the floor