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Korpisalo: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed in fifth overtime.

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Torts: Forwards? Forwards?

*CBJ forwards literally falling on the ice*

Torts: Oh my fucking god they’re fucking dead.

#based off the miss kesha vine #John Tortorella #columbus blue jackets #stanley cup playoffs 2020 #stanley cup 2020 #scp2020 #cbj vs tbl #5ot

Hi, just wanted to ask if you are talking about p**ric K**e or is there another player I should unstan?

K*ne is a vile human being but M*tthews is the one who sexually harassed someone last summer

I know this blog is pretty much dead, but can people who stan the dude who sexually harassed someone fuck off to the nasty abyss they crawled out from?

#not incorrect

Ryan Dzingel: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?

Josh Anderson: It's not water.

Ryan Dzingel: Vodka! I like your style.

Josh Anderson: It's vinegar.

Ryan Dzingel: Wha-

Josh Anderson, leaning forward: It's vinegar, pussy.

#ryan dzingel #josh anderson #columbus blue jackets

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Keith Kinkaid and Joonas Korpisalo: How do you know what's good for me?

John Tortorella: 'CAUSE THAT'S MY OPINION!!

#keith kinkaid #joonas korpisalo #John Tortorella #columbus blue jackets

411 followers for a blog semi-dead.. jeez guys

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Nick Foligno: Hey Bob when’s your birthday?

Sergei Bobrovsky: Bold if you to assume I was born

#nick foligno #sergei bobrovsky #columbus blue jackets #inspo: akiracanyoueatasslikethat

Seth Jones: Are you okay bro?

Zach Werenski: *looking off into the distance* In theory.

#because the dumb bitch fucked his shoulder up and i wanna slap him #seth jones #zach werenski #columbus blue jackets #inspo: akiracanyoueatasslikethat

Brandon Dubinsky: I’m just a snail and God is salting me

#brandon dubinsky #columbus blue jackets #inspo: akiracanyoueatasslikethat

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Brandon Dubinsky, to Ovechkin: Kick Crosby’s ass for me.

#brandon dubinsky #columbus blue jackets #alex ovechkin #washington capitals

Every CBJ fan: What are you?

Josh Anderson: An idiot sandwich..

#josh ur a dumb and lucky you weren’t suspended #josh anderson #columbus blue jackets

Jack Johnson: People say I can't do what I love without college.

Jack: I don't need no degree to become a clothing hanger!

#jack johnson #columbus blue jackets

Pierre-Luc Dubois: Look dad, it's the good kush!

Nick Foligno: This is the dollar store, how good could it be?

#pierre luc dubois #nick foligno #columbus blue jackets

Pierre-Luc Dubois: How much money do you have?

Josh Anderson: Oh, like 69 cents.

Pierre-Luc: Oop, you know what that means ;)

Josh, tearfully: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

#pierre luc dubois #josh anderson #columbus blue jackets

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Interviewer: So Artemi, how are you enjoying playing for the Blue Jackets?

Artemi Panarin: Oh, it has been amazing! I love my new line mates and team! Although I do sorta miss my old teammates; Jonathan Toews, Corey Crawford, Artem Anisimov, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Shittake Dane.

#artemi panarin #columbus blue jackets

sorry this account has been so inactive, I’ve somewhat lost motivation on it to actually try and find quotes. So if you’d like to keep this blog alive, submit me quotes.

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