Captain Carter: Are you mad?
Natasha: No.
Captain Carter: So sharpening your knives at 3 AM is just a hobby?
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Captain Carter: Are you mad?
Natasha: No.
Captain Carter: So sharpening your knives at 3 AM is just a hobby?

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Natasha: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You're the faster one.
Captain Carter: Um, it's nice to see your smile when you win.
Later...
Natasha: She's probably just staring at my ass, isn't she?
Hill: Yeah, probably.
Scott: I am proud to say I've finally overcome my fear of ghosts.
Captain Carter: That's the spirit.
Scott: *gasps* whErE???
Captain Carter: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Natasha.
Natasha: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Captain Carter: If you dont kiss your cat on her tiny soft forehead, then what are you even doing?
Captain Marvel: Yelling at her to stop eating the furniture.

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Natasha: Peg, what's your favorite thing about lazy rainy days?
Captain Carter: Well, it's the perfect excuse for us to stay in, cuddle under a blanket, and lose ourselves in each other's company. Rainy days are made for us, don't you think?
Natasha: Yelena is washing the dishes, and I just heard her say, "Who do you work for? Who's your contact?" While repeatedly pushing a glass underwater.
Captain Carter: At least she's having fun?
Natasha: *Fast Fowards all the way through the movie*
Captain Carter: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Natasha: I don't have time for their problems.
Captain Carter and Natasha are hiding in a small closet during a mission...
Captain Carter: Well, this is cozy.
Natasha: Yeah, nothing like a tiny cramped space to make me realize how attractive my partner is.
Natasha: Stop doing that.
Captain Carter: Stop doing what?
Natasha: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Peggy: That's ridiculous, Angie does not have a crush on me.
Jarvis: Yes, she does.
Howard: Yes, she does.
Angie: Yes, I do.
*at the zoo*
Thor: What are they in for?
Captain Carter: Thor, this isn't a prison.
Thor: So, they can leave?
Captain Carter: No, but-
Thor pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Peggy: I got an idea!
Sousa: Does it involve breaking the law?
Peggy: By now, don't you think that's a given?
Sousa: I was being optimistic.
Peggy: Don't bother.
Jack Thompson: If I was married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Peggy: If I was married to you, I'd drink it.
Peggy: Why is there blood everywhere?
Dottie: I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Peggy: You stabbed someone?!
Dottie: No, I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Peggy: How do I deal with my enemies?
Dottie: Kill them.
Peggy: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Dottie: Kill them only a little?
Peggy: Mr. Jarvis, hand me that wrench.
Jarvis: Miss Carter, are you planning on fixing this truck or hitting someone with it?
Peggy: A bit of both, Mr. Jarvis. A bit of both.