Incorrect B99 Quotes

Holt: I don’t have a phone, but you could have sent me the electronic letter. It’s called an email.

Amy: Jake loves jacuzzis.

Amy: No matter how self-absorbed and shallow you pretend to be-

Holt: Why are you two here?

Jake: Ah yes, my train of thought.

Amy: What a small world.

Jake: What’s the time?

Gina: I love therapy!

i love you so much and I hope you know that you deserve the world and that you deserve so much happiness for the rest of your life and you’re absolutely amazing and pls remember this when you’re sad or feeling bad

So uh. I was like 100% sure "Being gay is not a choice; It's a game and I'm winning" was an actual B99 quote but uh. Apparently not. And now im like "wtf if that's not the source then WHAT IS?!?!?!

your blog is marvelous, i looooove it

Isn’t the “You read my diary ?” One from lilo and stitch ??

this has gotta be hard to make considering half incorrect-quote things are from b99 — @b99-official

Just had a B99 related idea I thought you'd like: Jake goes undercover in a hospital as a Doctor and when (not if, when) he blows his cover to a civilian he just says "Not a doctor, shh." While showing his badge before going about his business.

Jake: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.