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Jack: That is a nice ass shirt.
Crutchie: Thank you, but, to be honest, its called "pants" not an "ass shirt."

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James: I'm sorry, Sylvia. It's just that you remind me of my ex-wife.
James: She was a girl too.
Jack: Father's death was a tragic accident.
George: So was your birth.
Michael: Tell me a story.
Mrs. Du Maurier: Okay. Once upon a time, there was, um... a kitty. She was very little, and she was all alone, nobody wanted her.
Michael: This is a very upsetting story.
Mr. Barrie: Mary, it’s really muggy out today.
Mary: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m disowning you.
Mr. Barrie: [sips coffee from a bowl]

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Michael: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their head?
George: Oh my god, I don't know? Go to bed, Michael.
Peter: So you just go over there, and tell mum you like her. What's the worst that could happen?
Mr. Barrie: She could hear me!
Jack: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
George: She thinks it's fancy?
Mr. Barrie: Are you guys my new family?
Jack: You have no family, and we are all going to die.
Mr. Barrie: What?
Mrs. Du Maurier: Seriously, what's the MATTER with you?!
Mr. Frohman: [hands Mr. Barrie a tissue box] Happy Birthday!
Mr. Barrie: A tissue box..??
Mr. Frohman: You can use it for your tears, the next time I call you a failure!

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Michael: Look at what I found!
George: I found it.
Michael: Look at what I took credit for finding!
Mr. Frohman: I have a killer headache right now.
Elliott: It's only going to get worse.
Mr. Frohman: What?
Mrs. Du Maurier: I'll have a vodka on the rocks.
George: Grandmother, it's breakfast time.
Mrs. Du Maurier: *heavy sigh* And a piece of toast.
Peter: We are here because there is something wrong with society.
George: See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe there’s something wrong with you.
Peter: If it’s me, then society made me that way.
Link: There's something I need to get off my chest.
Tracy: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

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Elphaba: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Glinda: Which one? I can’t do both.
James: I've got this completely under control.
Mrs. Du Maurier: Is that why everything is on fire?