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Conquest: *laughs nervously* Uhm… Neat.

[Later]

Conquest, lay face down on the couch: I can’t believe I said ‘neat’, War! 'Neat.’ Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

War: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Athena confessed to me?

Conquest: Didn’t you thank her?

Death: she can’t laugh or cough.

Lucifer had to give Death, Beelzebub and Famine the Talk. It did not go well.

War did not get a talk. It was very much a hands on experience.

(Conquest was the same except his was consensual)

Hermes joined Olympus after he was caught trying to steal the Jewels of Olympus (Hestia’s necklace).

Conquest: bride’s side or groom’s side.

Famine: the one who Silence isn’t going to fuck.

Silence: hey!

Beelzebub: well that’ll leave the groom for me.

Famine:...good point.