Incorrect Bishova (that one from Twitter)

Kate: You don’t even know what’s on the top shelf.

Yelena: I know that I will murder you.

Kate: Happily. Prison jumpsuits don’t have pockets.

Eleanor: *sighs* You could have picked anyone in the world and yet you pick her?

Kate: Wow, mom. I know you can be a bit of a bitch but-

Eleanor: I was talking to Yelena, Dear.

Kate: That’s why I carry several.

Peter: Now Kate, look here. That woman would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Valkyrie: Right hand red!

Kate: *loses balance and ends up on top of Yelena*

Yelena: *growls* You are doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Yelena: You know I’m not really a gift person, Kate Bishop.

Kate: Oh, well you don’t have to wear-

Yelena: *shoots Clint in the neck with a dart*

Clint: Wha-? *groans and falls face-first onto the floor*

Kate: Yelena!? What are you doing?!

Yelena: *shrugs nonchalantly* Don’t worry. It’s only a tranquilliser.

Kate: …

Yelena: You’re too hot and I still eat you.

Kate: *blushes*

Yelena: *grins*

Peter: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER with you guys.

Yelena: You’re 23…

Kate: 'What do you want?'… I don't know. My mother’s undying approval? Access to my trust fund?

Kate: ‘Naaaur yOu ShOuLdN’t pUT rEiNdEEr aNtlERs oN dOgS tHEy DoN’T lIkE iT’…. Says known murderer.

Yelena: *eyes narrow*

Kate: …

Yelena: And… what does it say?

Peter: ‘Kate’s Bi’.