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Not all mages!

Anders - Dragon Age 2

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Shepard: I care about all people of the galaxy equally.

*later that day*

Shepard: I don't care about the council.

#mass effect #commander shepard #bioware

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

Flemeth - Dragon Age

#flemeth #dragon age #dragon age: origins #bioware

With great hair, comes great responsibility.

Kaidan Alenko - Mass Effect

#kaidan alenko #mass effect #bioware

Varric: Are you calling me a liar?!

Cassandra: Well I ain’t calling you a truther!

#varric tethras #cassandra pentaghast #dragon age #dragon age: inquisition #submission

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Saren: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Shepard: What?

Saren: Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts.

#submission #mass effect #saren #commander shepard

This forest is old, very old... Old as balls."

Alistair Theirin, walking into the Brecilian Forest - Dragon Age: Origins

#dragon age: origins #alistair theirin #dragon age

Anders: “They made me get rid of Ser Pound-a-lot. And before you ask, he had the name for a reason.”

Merrill: “Oh? Was he a fat cat?”

Hawke: “… not exactly, Merrill.”

#submission #anders #merrill #dragon age #bioware

First I'm going to have a little drinky. Then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you.

Knight-Commander Meredith - Dragon Age 2

#knight-commander meredith #dragon age #dragon age 2 #bioware

I just stumbled across your blog and I love it :D

you are the shining sun that lights up my days, friend

#borgunizero #ask

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He’s brought more people back to life than Jesus Christ.

Lirene [about Anders], Dragon Age 2

#submission #anders #lirene #dragon age 2 #dragon age #bioware

Anders: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

Meredith: Bloody mage!

Anders: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn’t you?

#submission #anders #meredith stannard #knight-commander meredith #dragon age 2 #bioware

Commander Shepard: You've found the Shadow Broker's lair??

Liara: What, like it's hard?

#commander shepard #liara t'soni #mass effect 2 #mass effect #bioware

Just the Facts

"Where's Isabela?"

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to convert to the Qun, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Isabela, who is in fact, a woman."

-Hawke and the Arishock

#submission #isabela #hawke #dragon age 2 #dragon age #bioware

Woohoo, big summer blowout!

Opold, Noveria merchant - Mass Effect

#mass effect #opold #bioware

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Cross My Heart

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly."

-Varric Tethras to Cassandra Pentaghast

#submission #varric tethras #cassandra pentaghast #dragon age #dragon age 2 #bioware

Not It

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"Am I not?"

-Nathaniel Howe meeting Anders in the Deep Roads

#submission #nathaniel howe #anders #dragon age #bioware

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