George Oscar Bluth is gay

Gob: Ok folks who ordered the macaroni and bees?

Gob: I have an idea.

Gob: No one knows I'm gay.

Tracey: Take it from me. Mothers love me. Michael's mom actually said that I'm like the daughter that she never had.

Gob: We have to stay cool. As my mom always used to say, “if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack there’s always something you can gnaw through.”

Maeby: What the fuck.

Lucille: You have a lot of nerve coming here.

In the alliance, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and a run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay.

Gob, under his breathe: I'd date you.

Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. ‘Course, I’m the result of parents having stayed together, so ya never know.

Gob: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Gob: How does sucking dick one time make me gay? If I cook one time am I a fucking chef?

George Michael: I'll have a salad, no nuts please.