not an incorrect quote but a year old interaction i had with one of my friends
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not an incorrect quote but a year old interaction i had with one of my friends

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Gob: Ok folks who ordered the macaroni and bees?
Customer: You mean cheese?
Gob, struggling to keep the bow covered: That does make more sense actually
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Gob: I have an idea.
Michael: A good one?
Gob: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Gob: No one knows I'm gay.
Michael: Can I be honest? Just... with the whole *makes a vague gesture to encompass all of him*, I think they do.
Tracey: Take it from me. Mothers love me. Michael's mom actually said that I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Lindsay: She said WHAT?
Gob: That she's like the daughter that she never had. Listen.

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Happy October 19th
Gob: We have to stay cool. As my mom always used to say, “if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack there’s always something you can gnaw through.”
Tony: Your mom always said that?
source: the good place
Maeby: What the fuck.
Lindsay: Language. I taught you some fucking manners.
Lucille: You have a lot of nerve coming here.
Lucille 2: You have some nerve being alive.
In the alliance, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and a run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay.
- Gob about Tony
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Gob: I literally can't decide who the fuck I am sometimes. It's frustrating. Am I an asshole? Or do I actually care a lot? I don't fuckin' know.
Gob, under his breathe: I'd date you.
Tony: What?
Gob: I said I'm straight, you?
Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. ‘Course, I’m the result of parents having stayed together, so ya never know.
- Gob
Gob: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.
Michael:
Lindsay:
Buster:
Lucille:
George:
Gob: "No you're not Gob. We still love you Gob."
Gob: How does sucking dick one time make me gay? If I cook one time am I a fucking chef?
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George Michael: I'll have a salad, no nuts please.
Waiter: Of course.
Gob: It didn't say it had nuts.
George Michael: I'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe.
Gob: That makes sense.
Waiter: And for you?
Gob: Steak, no bees, please.
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Gob: tired of pretending certain people have "some good ideas". i miss when all i had to do to fit into a social group was take Heroin constantly.