𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥 ℚ𝕦𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤

Mycroft, passing by: Look at those idiots. Where are the parents?

Sherlock: Not if they consent to it.

James: Depends who you're stabbing.

Y/N:

Silas: But hypothetically if I DID pick favorites, Sherlock would be my favorite.

Sherlock, holding Y/N's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/N: No, that's our joint tombstone.

James: *cracking his knuckles*

Sherlock: It's Sherlock.

Mycroft: What did he do, is he alright?

Sherlock: No, it's me, Sherlock.

Y/N: you threw a chair at Jun-ho earlier today

Y/N, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?

Wade: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he.

Y/N, pointing at Dogpool: Well, Mary Puppins over there is lookin' pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?

Wade, angrily shutting the book: BITCH, THE FUCK YOU SAID? LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU’RE ALSO SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!

Logan: No you are not.

Y/N: I'll say it anyway!

Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay-

Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Y/N:

Y/N: That's gre-

Wade: Fergalicious.

Logan: Dammit, Wade! I said no words!