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chloe: this is lovely.

tanner: i thought it'd be nice for us to do something together, just the two of us, you know?

kevin popping up from behind them: chloe, tanner, you're not allowed to vape in this place! can you believe that? it's barbaric.

#kevin vapes you can't change my mind #american vandal #chloe lyman #tanner bassett #kevin mcclain #source: derry girls

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Dylan: They call me coffee cause I grind so fine.

Sam: They call me coffee cause I keep you up past 2 AM.

Peter: They call me coffee because I’m bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

#big!! mood!!#american vandal #not mine

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Dylan: Also, from now on, we’ll be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle One’. Mac is ‘Been There Done That’, Lucas is ‘Currently Doing That’, Spencer is ‘It Happened Once In a Dream’, Ganj is ‘If IHad To Pick A Lesbian’ and Peter is… ‘Eagle Two.’

Peter: Oh thank god.

#i gotchu fam #american vandal #not mine

mr baxter: this plan of yours, i assume it's completely legal?

peter: of course.

sam: entirely.

mr baxter: right. wasn’t here. didn’t know about it. couldn’t have stopped you.

#american vandal #peter maldonado #sam ecklund #mr baxter #source: buffy the vampire slayer #i'm resurrecting this blog and av shitposts bc we need more of them!!

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dylan: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

lucas: no, it’s called highjacking

ganj: guys, no, it’s weedwhacking

peter: no, it’s called disappointing your mother

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#on another note pls reblog creator's content that you enjoy it makes us happy #housekeeping #ig

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Grayson: blocked

Peter: unblock me I need to tell you something

Grayson: what

Peter: bitch

#aksjjjdhahhdhahdhwbf #american vandal

dylan, biting into a thing of cookie dough: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of salmonella

peter: dylan, pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. it's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class.

#american vandal #dylan maxwell #peter maldonado #source: twitter #submitted by: parttimegay

gabi: how could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?

sam: it didn't take us the whole day

#american vandal #sam ecklund #gabi granger #source: boy meets world #submission #ty for submitting!!

sam: (mentally) wait is he into me? quick make a bad joke and see if he laughs

sam: (out loud) did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? he had no body to go with!

peter: (laughs) that's really funny!

sam: (mentally) well that's not a fair test, that joke's hilarious

#american vandal #sam ecklund #peter maldonado #source: scrubs #submission #ty for submitting!!

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peter: this is horrible! this is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me!

sam: even more humiliating than-

peter: let's not do this!

#american vandal #peter maldonado #sam ecklund #source: unknown

kevin: chloe told me that instead of being sad i should "go get it, girl". so i'm going to go get it, girl.

tanner: get what?

kevin: unclear. i'll get everything, just to be safe.

#source: the good place #american vandal #kevin mcclain #tanner basset #surprise bitch im still here

peter: my condolences

kevin: keep them

#source: the office #submitted by: girlkisser #american vandal #peter maldonado #kevin mcclain #submission

kevin: i'm a saint, you know, i'm a living saint and i get absolutely nothing out of it!

chloe: well, you get a false feeling of superiority.

kevin: that is nice, but this time it's not enough!

#american vandal #kevin mcclain #chloe lyman #source: arrested development #i really need more of these two i love them to death

gabi: talk to peter! that's what friends do.

sam: nope. i'm gonna wait 'til i'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.

gabi: that's your plan for dealing with this?

sam: that's my plan for dealing with everything. i have seventy-seven arguments i'm gonna win that way.

#american vandal #gabi granger #sam ecklund #source: brooklyn 99

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peter: my best friend is an idiot.

sam: who's your best friend?

peter: you are, sam.

sam: i know, i just wanted to hear you say it.

#american vandal #peter maldonado #sam ecklund #source: scrubs

peter: it sounds like you're asking me on a man date.

sam: peter, why are you so afraid of loving me?

#american vandal #peter maldonado #sam ecklund #source: scrubs

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