Red: You gonna get that door open any time soon?
Yellow: Working on it. Seeing as I'm the only one who knows how to pick locks, I suggest-
Red: *kicks the door open*

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Red: You gonna get that door open any time soon?
Yellow: Working on it. Seeing as I'm the only one who knows how to pick locks, I suggest-
Red: *kicks the door open*

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Green: Let's get this party STARTED.
Spider:
Skeleton: This is a slumber party...
Green: YEAH- *aggressively passes out*
Blue: I have very keen powers of observation. For example: just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating...
*Blue sniffs*
Blue: ...an entire tube of toothpaste?
Red: It was so sparkly...
Red: Go to Monster School after dark, you say? I don't know, we'd have to break in...
Red: Just kidding, let's break in!
Enderman: He's very excitable, so don't say anything to surprise him.
Creeper: Pleased to meet you.
Red: Actually, we've met once before.
Creeper: WHAT!? *explodes*

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King: Who the devil are you?
TSC, internally: Don't panic, just come up with a good story.
TSC: My name is King Orange.
TSC, internally: D'oh!
Purple: GET BACK, YOU SAVAGES!
Green: Sorry, sorry! He's just not used to positive feedback!
Purple: Can we discuss now, what is a... party pooper?
TSC: Red's upset I'm the responsible one. With Alan gone, someone has to keep us in check.
Purple: In that case, you are correct; you are responsible.
Purple: It is nice to have a pooper at the party.
Blue: So where do we start? There's like a million books here!
Yellow: But Blue, a library is a treasure hunt! You never know what gems you may find along the way.
Red: Ah, like a book on how to catch?
Red, throwing a book: Heads up!
Yellow: AH-
Green: How do I look, Red?
Red, holding cake: Like a man who doesn't know what's coming his way.
Green: Wait... what?

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Ballista: I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Agent: It was off by half a centimeter! It never should’ve been in circulation!
Hazard: The day I met you, you ripped the handle off of the door, then tried to play it like the screws had just come loose.
Primal: ...I mean, it could've been the screws.
Hazard: The handle was ripped in half!
TSC, fighting Euler's Identity: Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!
Blue, reading a script: "Hi, I'm Blue. Gee, I hope I don't roll this paper up and brew it..."
Blue: Is this what you really think of me? I'm not just a potions guy, you know. I speak Latin!
Red: Yeah, sure.
Yellow: Uh huh.
Green: Whatever, dude. You love nether warts, we get it.
Yellow: Your password is “passward”, and you don’t even spell it right!
Blue: Exactly, Yellow. Genius.
Yellow: I… oh, wait.
Blue: Wait a minute, how do you know my password?
Yellow: Let’s move on.

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TSC: Do you even have a plan?
Red: This is the plan! We break you out, chaos, destruction, something something something, we win!
TSC: Oh, of course, the old “something something something we win”. That’s a terrible plan!
Red: All set to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.
Green: I'm honestly surprised you know how to say his name.
Red: Well yeah, the dude played my favorite musical instrument!
Green: What, the piano?
Red: No, no. Cannons.