Alem: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.
Bala: Yeah, well you're half right.
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Alem: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.
Bala: Yeah, well you're half right.

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Ace: Hi! We brought you frozen yogurt.
Zaq: Why? You know, frozen yogurt doesn’t solve all the world’s problems!
Ace, to AZ: I told you to bring donuts!
Alem: What's your plan?
Ace: Don't die.
Alem: Okay, but beyond that?
Ace: Don't die.
Alem: That’s not a plan. It’s a general demand of living.
Zaq: Ace, we tried things your way.
Ace: No we didn't.
Zaq: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Ace: Excuse me sir, do you work here?
Bala: No. I just bought this restaurant's uniform at Goodwill.

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Ace: I may be trash, but I'm high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say "should this be recycling?" Yeah I'm that kind of trash.
Alem: Get up!
Ace: No, I don't dance, I'm from the town in Footloose.
Ace: Sorry if I'm bothering you.
Lifeguard, pulling him to shore: what
AZ: If you think about it, birthdays are scary.
Ace: ...how?
AZ: A small gathering of people huddle aorund an object on fire chanting a repetitive song until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object.
Ace, sobbing: Can we not do this on my birthday?
Zaq: Only virgins and nerds spell correctly.
Bala: You didn't misspell a single word in that sentence.
Zaq: Listen, I didn't come in here to be disrespected.

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Alem: If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in the future.
AZ: Bill Gates LMAO. Bill Gates is a billionaire LMAOOO!!!
Airline employee: I'm sorry, your flight has been cancelled.
Bala: OMG tea. What'd it do, sis?
Alem: Dear God.
Alem: I've got my sign language exam tomorrow.
AZ: Oh, fingers crossed!
Alem: No, there's a bit more to it than that.
Interviewer: Dream job?
Ace: I simply do not dream of labor.
[Ace trips, skins his knee, and starts crying]
Alem: I don't think we need to cry over this anymore.
Ace, still crying: This is in NO WAY a WE situation.

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Alem: If I were a drink, I'd be chamomile tea. What would you be?
Zaq: I'd be earl grey.
Bala: I'd be Sprite.
Ace: Vinegar.
AZ: Bleach.
Bala: That's not a drink--
Alem: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?
Ace: Fine. I'll just run away.
Alem: You're 26.
Ace: *sad Squidward face*