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Virgo: it says ‘dogs without leashes will be fined $100.’

Cancer, sobbing: THEY DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!

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If Members of the Zodiac were Superheroes 💥 (Thanks to @brittneykelly8 for help on this one!)

Leo: I’m a limited addition. I’m unique. No other copies.

Sagittarius, deadass: thank god

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Don’t

Air signs: cha

Water signs: you want me?

Fire signs: stop believin’

Earth signs: you (forget about me)

Gemini: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Scorpio: you people already know too much about me.

Aquarius: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place

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mine is so accurate im screaminggg

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AGAJDLAKGAKSK YOU GUYS —

#not incorrect quote but holy shit

Aquarius: You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!?

Aries,smiling: Maybe.

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Cop: turn around

Libra: every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming ‘round.

Cop: TURN AROUND!

Libra: every now and then—

Libra: *gets tazed*

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Pisces: suicide is never the answer!

Scorpio: it may not be the answer but it’s always an option.

Pisces: ... are you okay?!

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Sagittarius: Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough!

Aries: *Holds up a cactus*

Sagittarius: ARIES NO!

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Aquarius: I identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Leo: accidents don’t happen accidentally

Aquarius, already taking off their clothes: Leo, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Libra: so apparently, I’m in love with Taurus.

Libra: I didn’t realise this.

Libra: I’m very offended that nobody told me.

Taurus: I may of mentioned it once or twice.

Libra: absolutely nobody. Shocked and upset.

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I love you're dialogue between the zodiacs

Wow thanks so much 😂

I try my best haha

#asks #zodiac #not zodiac really?#wow idk what to tag this #thanks man

Cancer: I accidentally ate some of Taurus’ candy, how long do you think I have left to live?

Libra: ten

Cancer: ten what?

Libra: nine

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Libra: if Gemini, Aquarius and I were all drowning, who would you save?

Capricorn: you morons don’t know how to swim?

Libra: it’s a hypothetical question.

Gemini: who would you save?

Capricorn: my time and effort

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Capricorn: I hope I get runover.

Pisces: awwww! Come on, it’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Capricorn:

Capricorn: I hope I get runover by reindeer

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Capricorn: what’s your biggest weakness?

Taurus: I can be uncooperative.

Capricorn: give me an example

Taurus: no

#i need more of these two #taurus #capricorn #earth signs #moon signs #star signs #zodiac #zodiac signs #incorrect zodiac #rising signs #sun signs

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