Incorrect Yowapeda Quotes

Aoyagi: *walks into the room*

Imaizumi: Coffee.

Arakita: I have you pinned to the ground.

Kuroda: I know.

Ishigaki: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Mizuta: …

Kaburagi: Huh?

Onoda: Happy Bisexual Awareness month, Kaburagi-kun!

Kaburagi: Why do people keep saying that to me?

Naruko: Happy Bisexual Awareness month!

Kaburagi: …I feel like you’ll all hiding something from me.

Aoyagi: I’m going to tell him.

Izumida: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief.

Teshima: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time.

Izumida: Justice is a non-corrosive metal.

Teshima: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange.

Izumida: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold.

Teshima: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil.

Izumida: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire.

Teshima: Maybe I got an extended warranty.

Izumida: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose.

Naruko: Are you still mad at me for saying 'snacksident'?

Danchiku: You mean you won't cheat on me?

Kaburagi: No, I mean I'm half dolphin.

Danchiku: Oh.