Mark: I may only be 4'2", but you see that thing on top of the cabinet? I put it up there.
Tyler: Why?????
Mark: sPITE.
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Mark: I may only be 4'2", but you see that thing on top of the cabinet? I put it up there.
Tyler: Why?????
Mark: sPITE.

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Brad: uh, hey do you take constructive criticism?
Pewds: absolutely fucking not go fuck yourself.
Ethan: What is Dark allergic to?
Tyler: peanuts
Mark: and the full spectrum of human emotion
Mark: i don’t need a flashlight because you are the light of my life
Amy: *blushes* awe
Mark: *trips and faceplants*
Mark: fuck
Mark:
Mark: maybe i do need a flashlight
Ethan: Your honor I plea guilty as well as request the death penalty.
Judge: this... this is a parking ticket

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Felix: this is my ex-fiance, Marzia Bisognin
Marzia: you need to stop introducing me like that
Marzia: i’m his wife
Signe: do you have the time
Jack: for you, signe? signe are you joking? are you yanking my chain? signe. i will always make time for you. my time is precious but you are more so. signe hansen, you are a pearl in a sea of mediocrity. i would do anything for you.
Signe: no i mean like what time is it
Tyler: coca cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body
Mark: pffffft getting rid of all the rust idiot
Demon: how long are we gonna let him do that?
Satan: *rubbing the bridge of his nose* just... just give him a minute
Mark: *pulling on the gates of hell that are clearly labeled PUSH*
***Attention All Bosess!! (Aka Instant chill pack)** 20 million jacksepticeye idea??
If your name is Seán Mcloughlin aka Jacksepticeye stop reading this. 👀👀👀 it’s a surprise shhh!
Ok so I know Sean just reached 19 million subscribers and that is amazing, and I want to something extra special for 20 million.
I’m thinking along the lines of very similar to what Mark’s community did for him reaching 8 million by taking pictures of them holding signs of words. But instead of song lyrics, I thought it’d be cool for them to answer/ complete one of the following:
“I enjoy being part of this community because___”
“This community has helped me___”
“Seán has helped me____”
“My favorite part of this channel is ___”
“Because of Seán/ this community I ___”
You can answer these normally in a quick summary or artistically! As long as it can be understood/ read on the picture. You don’t have to include yourself in the picture if you don’t feel comfortable doing so either. I’m also very open to more phrases or ideas for the signs.
I will be compiling the pics into a video and posting it the night of the milestone being reached but you are more than welcome to join regardless and post whenever you’d like after the milestone is reached.
You can also post before hand (today even) if you want to be part of the video with the #jse20millionreasons or #jackspeticeye20millionreasons, but if you do post it before the milestone don’t tag it with #jacksepticeye #therealjacksepticeye or #pma because Seán checks those tags. There’s no defined deadline rn, but I assume Seán will reach 20 million in early or mid August. The video will be made the day he reaches 20 million so if you want to be part of it, get those pics to me asap.
After the milestone, feel free to tag him and post them as you please . I’m only using the regular tag now to reach as many of you as I can.
****If you don’t feel comfortable posting it at all yourself or you don’t want to be in the video, DM me and let me know. I’ll try to help out. That also goes for questions or additions to the prompts. Mark’s 8 million video is a good reference for what I’m hoping for. :) I can’t wait to see all your lovely posts!****
And lastly please please please spread the word!!! :)
Spread the word!

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Signe in a Best Buy: Excuse me, which one is the best
Employee: I’m sorry, what?
Signe: which is the best to buy
whoops there goes that piece of toast
dialogue from @incorrect-youtuber-quotes (again!) of @therealjacksepticeye and @wiishu
be sure to check out my homegirl^^, she’s really funny :)
i also forgot to sign this, so please do not repost this
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i left this for like 10 minutes and this has a lot of notes already thank you
Mark: How’s the prettiest person in the world doing?
Amy: I don’t know, how are you—
Dark: I’m doing splendid, thank you for asking.
@crankgameplays is having quite the discussion with stone-faced-tyler
dialogue taken from @incorrect-youtuber-quotes –be sure to go and check her out, bc she is awesome !! her stuff is hilarious :)
more comics on the way ;)
"Drugs not hugs. Don't touch me."
- Darkiplier, I think.

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Ethan: This mission is boring.
Mark: This isn’t a mission, Ethan. I said I was going to the store.
Ethan: Then why did you invite me?
Mark: I specifically said “don’t come with me, I’m going to the store” and you said “Fuck off, I do what I want!” and followed me here.
Ethan: okay but im still bored.
Signe: *puts on bike helmet*
Jack: that helmet looks pretty lame
Signe: you know what’s not lame?
Signe: *clips helmet* safety.